I always become surprised on this day when I see people out sloshed, drinking their hearts out and partying. It just doesn't seem appropriate. I mean frankly to celebrate there should be at least double the drunkenness and triple the good times. Ok well maybe no drunkenness.
But today is my day. St. Patrick. It feels good to know that before I was born people took into consideration that I would be awesome and therefore made a day all about me. They even Sainted me.
My three miracles:
1) Good looks
2) Brains
3) Good looks
Anyways St. Patrick's Day marks the beginning of the 31 days in preparation for my Birthday. During these days people are supposed to talk about me, elevate my status above normal status and frankly just love me. People often forget this part of the Pat Calender but I forgive them on account of ignorance.
I also would like to note April fool's Day. It marks the half way point in this celebration and is also in honor of me. It highlights my keen sense of humor for all to laugh together.
So in conclusion let me remind you tonight when you celebrate remember me.
St. Patman the Pat
On Water
12 years ago
2 comments:
Oh Pat! I try to pretend you're not funny and not smart... but this genius post can only force me to admit that you are, indeed, both!! haha! Great post!!
Top of the Pat to you!
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