Over the summer my grace and charm inspired the hearts of women everywhere to swoon. But even more specifically two women. But at this point I'm left questioning: How do I explain this properly?
Lets start at the beginning...
Pix (Janet)- Known for a long while, this poor girl had no choice but to fall for me. She was the assistant director in charge of females and had to... no longed to work beside me every single day. As the summer progressed and I began to school her in slaps, fooseball, ping pong and any other gaming type event she couldn't help but see the brilliance that is me. My name even appears on her blog 1.7 times per post.
Midge (Rebecca)- This girl has been falling for me for about a year now. She worked at camp last summer and let me tell you she's got it bad. She would sit and lose at scrabble again and again. The poor girl so madly in love with me took the defeat again and again and again (I could go on but I won't). This summer she back for youth camp cause she heard I was programming (with Pix)... shes a jealous girl so she came to watch out for me. But the plan backfired and she just fell for me more. Its just too bad.
Needless to say I had some fun making fun of them and eventually they retaliated with a song... Now I'm not the type to post an entire song so I'll just let you in on a line or two...
"You... be my Rubix, baby!"
"... you know it all!"
"We looked at him... we winked... a very big grin..."
"Rubix, you've got me..."
In conclusion I would like to apologize to these girl for turning them down... you'll find someone some day...
Patman the Pat
On Water
12 years ago
4 comments:
is that a tyndale security shirt i see?
Note the shirt has no embroidered "SECURITY" upon it... this distinction makes a huge difference in diagnosing whether its the covetted security shirt or 'tyndale formal wear' that I got for free... for working at camp and handing out propaganda
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I'm utterly confused patman, two women no less, how does one acomplish this feet of engineering!?
You're hilarious Pat... Once again... see Janet Nicholson's blog for the real story... later.... when I get to school... this hotel computer wont let me do much... we'll see...
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